“Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!” 😄🌾
- What do kids play when their mom is using the phone? Bored games.
- What do you call an ant who fights crime? A vigilANTe!
- Why are snails slow? Because they’re carrying a house on their back.
- What’s the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
- What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
- What is fast, loud, and crunchy? A rocket chip.
- How does the ocean say hi? It waves!
- What do you call a couple of chimpanzees sharing an Amazon account? PRIME-mates.
- Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because she was stuffed.
- Why did the soccer player take so long to eat dinner? Because he thought he couldn’t use his hands.